Three men had too much to drink and once they left the pub, they became very merry, removed their clothing and started to dance in the streets. The police were called in and eventually all three men were caught. The first was caught by the sergeant. The second man was caught by the corporal while the third was caught by the privates.
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The drunk was brought into the police station and he looked blearily about himself. He then asked the station inspector: "What am I in here for?"
"For drinking," replied the officer.
Said the drunk: "Oh great, I'll have a whisky sour then."
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